tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84647737595235523252024-03-12T21:09:46.516-04:00Kill This Character, Please!These characters (<u>not the actors</u>) need to be whacked. Suggestions welcome!Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.comBlogger184125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-41055644091041070082018-03-21T22:14:00.002-04:002018-03-21T22:14:51.651-04:00What the Hell is the Point of This Ad?<div style="text-align: center;">
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The joy of riding on the World's Smallest Car Ferry? How does this work to sell anything?
Torpedo, <i>Los</i>!
Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-39989948691344424692017-04-29T08:04:00.000-04:002017-04-29T08:04:04.041-04:00Endangered Creature, Shemdangered CreatureKill it.
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I am trying to think of a more moronic motto than the one that Xyzal uses. Maybe "Our Name Wins at Scrabble"?
At least this thing can be taken to a taxidermist. But you might be able to make a lot of money with a talking owl. Maybe run it for governor.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-14370079729223918172015-02-24T20:58:00.000-05:002015-02-24T20:58:21.421-05:00Drown in Coffee?This is what I see, sometimes, when I sign out of Facebook:
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Stephanie Courtney is likely a nice person, but I am so sick of the Flo character that holding Flo down in a vat of java would be a joy to contemplate.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-15177207836540257892014-06-26T08:10:00.000-04:002014-06-26T08:10:14.528-04:00Cut the Wires on these ClownsThis commercial, one of a series from DirectTV, is extraordinarily creepy:
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Whoever came up with this one, all kidding aside, needs some serious professional help. The same goes for whoever reviewed it and signed off on airing it.
For what it tells everyone is that DirectTV is run by a bunch of pervos.
Cut the wires on the puppet and use them to hang the up the human.
Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-6243135756670854402014-01-27T08:13:00.000-05:002014-01-27T08:14:54.910-05:00Take Both Pills and Die, Already!It's bad enough that we have the hype over Super Bowl commercials, but now we have pre-commercials.
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He should take both pills-- the red one is cyanide, the blue one is strychnine. Or the other way around. Either way.
Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-50204629019350706732013-09-07T12:44:00.001-04:002013-09-07T12:46:53.675-04:00They Should Only Choke Out and Die, AlreadyIf you live in an area where the Sonic chain has stores, you've probably seen these two clowns.<br /></br>
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Crimus, these commercials become so annoying that it's worth not eating there.
May those two clowns choke on those hot dogs.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-21617226381389846492012-10-18T21:50:00.003-04:002013-08-11T13:19:36.688-04:00If They Ever Make an Exploding SegwayBonnie should get the first one.<br />
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Besides the fact that this commercial is as annoying as fuck, a clown who goes ripping down the aisles of a store on a Segway is just begging to be clotheslined with a broomstick.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-15066890301227509852012-03-18T15:11:00.001-04:002012-03-18T15:14:56.187-04:00Steamed? You Bet!The Stanley Steemer dudes:<br />
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Parboil both of them.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-9825847439539934642012-01-18T06:49:00.004-05:002012-01-18T08:08:06.842-05:00SOPA Strike<title>Strike Against SOPA & PIPA</title><br />
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Sappy enough for the Lifetime Channel, only with guys who are too stupid to come out of the rain. <br />
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Yeah, you can get fast speed on Comcast. At five o'clock in the fucking morning. In the late afternoon and evening, forget about it, for you're using the cyber-equivalent of a telephone party line. The only people crying about Comcast are those who have seen how high their bill spiked once the promotional rates timed out, or those who are stuck with the recycled POS DVRs, cable boxes and cable modems that Comcast rents to their "customers".<br />
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There's no sound of thunder, so we can't hope that those two fools will be hit by lightning. Maybe they'll look up and drown, or catch pneumonia or be eaten by the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui2svrceVew">DirectTV wolves</a>.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-32897388827003601742011-11-23T08:52:00.000-05:002011-11-23T08:52:27.233-05:00Where Are the Men With the Butterfly Nets?The Insane Target Shopper Lady:<br />
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This character needs some serious professional help, as well as a lengthy stay in a locked ward. Do straight-jackets come in red?<br />
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Maybe this year, she'll get trampled when the doors open at midnight.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-79055233610763412202011-06-03T12:17:00.000-04:002011-06-03T12:17:47.804-04:00Drop the Arch on This GuyKeith Stone:<br />
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Yeah, some unshaven clown walking around with a case of beer on his shoulder is "smooth". Or he's a serious pervo who is trolling for underage boys willing to suck him off for beer.<br />
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Not only hit him with the keystone, but with the rest of the rocks in the arch.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-49862290172516950312011-03-14T12:48:00.000-04:002011-03-14T12:48:12.976-04:00Guess What, Lady? Your Bank Hates Your Guts.And those of your dog.<br />
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That guy was probably out the door ten seconds later while saying: "Gee, where has the time gone? I totally forgot that I have a dentist appointment for an emergency root canal."<br />
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This character (and her dog) ends up being shot to death by the SWAT cops after a bank robbery goes sideways.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-29977927607882525382011-02-02T07:39:00.000-05:002011-02-02T07:39:20.436-05:00So Shut Up and Freeze to Death, AlreadyIn its first segment this morning, Good Morning America asked: "What bugs you most about winter?"<br />
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My answer: Goddamn television reporters bleating about how rough winter is. Snow, ice, freezing rain, plows, sand, salt, yada yada yada. <br />
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This is the north, asswipes. It is wintertime. It is cold. It snows. It can get icy.<br />
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Deal with it and enough with the goddamn on-air kvetching. If you can't stomach winter weather, then move to some fetid shithole like Delray Beach, Phoenix or Guatemala and do your stand-ups from there.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-29415262942704841232010-12-31T19:21:00.001-05:002011-10-09T14:15:43.974-04:00Did You Know That You Can Kill Someone With a Sharpened #2 Pencil?And you probably should start with these guys:<br />
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A signature is about all that those German Sludge-o-Matics are worth.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-46042694462006092832010-12-29T10:11:00.000-05:002010-12-29T10:11:31.448-05:00Slag the Car DealersI cannot tell you how sick I am of car dealers' commercials with some cheap-ass chorus wailing: "It's the Final Markdown!"<br />
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Toss those commercials, and the morons who dreamed them up, into a crusher.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-16759964533220495082010-12-01T19:25:00.001-05:002011-02-02T07:41:31.724-05:00Strangle This Loanshark With His Own HairThis guy is the spokescriminal for "Western Sky Financial," a loansharking operation.<br />
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Pure and simple, loan-sharking is what they do. Their interest rate varies from 140% to as high as 200%.<br />
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How bad is that, you ask? Say you borrow $2,500. If you had a decent interest on your credit cards and you got a cash advance for that much at 20% over 3 years, you'd pay back just under $93 a month and of what you paid back, you'd pay $845 in interest charges (I'm rounding off the change).<br />
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But if you go to Western Sky, that $2,500 loan at 200% will cost you a whopping $418 a month and you'll pay $12,559 in interest charges. Even if you get their lower rate of 140%, you'll still pay $297 a month and pay $8,201 in interest charges over three years.<br />
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It was actually cheaper to borrow money from the mob, they charged a lower interest rate than those clowns. And if you think these guys are bad, read up on the "payday loan" industry, which has effective annual interest rates well over a thousand percent.<br />
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These guys are the bottom feeders of the banksters. They should be crucified on the Tree of Woe.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-61042336627225059832010-10-02T21:48:00.003-04:002010-10-02T22:01:17.466-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1tSl-uIA4O4/TKfg8zk4v5I/AAAAAAAACU4/8vKAVwAx1ww/s1600/JayDuke.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 190px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 196px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523630803234897810" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1tSl-uIA4O4/TKfg8zk4v5I/AAAAAAAACU4/8vKAVwAx1ww/s400/JayDuke.jpg" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;color:#000099;"><strong>Take this Lousy Dog to the Pound.</strong></span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">Jay Bush, owner of Bush's Baked Bean Company, uses his dog Duke as a co-star on all his commercials.</span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">The dog is no good. </span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">He makes Jay Bush look like a gullible idiot because the mongrel is always trying to sell the secret family recipe to anyone who asks.</span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">Dogs are supposed to be loyal and trustworthy, but Duke Bush is a spoiled, conniving mutt who probably sheds a lot. Plus, I'm certain he's full of stinky gas from eating all those beans.</span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">Let's put an end to this now. Here's the secret recipe:</span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">pork n' beans</span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">high fructose corn syrup</span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">flavor additives</span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">chemical preservatives</span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">salt, pepper and </span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">fat.</span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">Now, someone please deliver Duke to the nearest pound.</span></div>Karen Zipdrivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10394557801356007952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-55268663652943322332010-08-28T12:44:00.002-04:002010-08-28T12:47:05.987-04:00Shake Weight For Men<strong>Gay Much?</strong><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xbsSeVr5NSI?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xbsSeVr5NSI?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />I'd kill this character just for being stupid enough to appear in this soft porn ad for a battery operated tool that works the same muscles as the average circle jerk.<br />How would I kill him? Let's just say he'd be be shaking from the hips down all the way to the hospital.Karen Zipdrivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10394557801356007952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-66325771705490531082010-08-20T07:18:00.003-04:002010-08-20T07:20:17.586-04:00I Want My DDTBecause I would use it to kill the frakking Nasonex bee:<br />
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This bug, with its fake Antonio Banderas accent, grates every time that my senses are assaulted by it.<br />
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Let me ask this, though: Who comprises the target audience for this product campaign? Are there really that many idiots who are willing to take pharmacological advice from an insect?<br />
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Spray this bug with DDT and then step on it.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8464773759523552325.post-65640806544396539752010-08-10T12:35:00.001-04:002010-08-10T12:43:02.982-04:00No Wonder "Twilight" is Like SoccerFor it goes on for an interminable time, there is a lot of yelling and screaming and nobody ever scores.<br />
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And if you thought that Billy Mays was grating, the jerkwads who are marketing some gizmo called a "shoedini" have hired Gilbert Gottfried as their pitchman. (<a href="http://killcharacter.blogspot.com/2009/06/we-meant-character-not-perspn.html">I predicted as much</a>.)<br />
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If you can take more than five seconds of that grating voice, you're a better person than I am. I hit the mute button on my remote as fast as I could and if that didn't work, I was going to get my shotgun.<br />
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If there is anyone (other than maybe al-Rushbo and the Blubbering Fascist) who should seriously consider gargling with battery acid, it is Gilbert Gottfried. They should have used him as a CIA questioner, they could have avoided having to torture anyone. Just having to hear that voice would have been enough to get anyone to talk--- "Please, please, effendi, I'll tell you what you want to know, just make that guy shut up."<br />
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Shoehorns on sticks are not a new idea. Anyone foolish enough to buy a shoedini should have to listen to Gilbert Gottfried at least ten hours a day.Comrade Misfithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.com3