Take this Lousy Dog to the Pound.

Jay Bush, owner of Bush's Baked Bean Company, uses his dog Duke as a co-star on all his commercials.

The dog is no good.

He makes Jay Bush look like a gullible idiot because the mongrel is always trying to sell the secret family recipe to anyone who asks.

Dogs are supposed to be loyal and trustworthy, but Duke Bush is a spoiled, conniving mutt who probably sheds a lot. Plus, I'm certain he's full of stinky gas from eating all those beans.

Let's put an end to this now. Here's the secret recipe:

pork n' beans

high fructose corn syrup

flavor additives

chemical preservatives

salt, pepper and fat.

Now, someone please deliver Duke to the nearest pound.