If it smells like

This character doesnt need to be eliminated


This is just a reminder to show what our esteemed Vice Presidential candidate on the republican side is

... she is a stinking, smelly skunk.

Can We Buy a Hunting License For This Critter?

The AARP "Divided We Fail" critter

Let's get down to the truth of this matter: AARP is a lobbying group that was first formed in order to market shit for Colonial Penn Insurance. When the Clinton Administration tried to do something about health insurance, AARP led the charge to defeat their proposals. When the Bush Administration proposed the "Medicaid Part D" bit to pay oodles of money to insurance companies in exchange for piss-poor coverage of the pharmaceutical needs of senior citizens, a shitload of seniors recognized that it was a fuckover of both them and the Treasury and opposed it. AARP, however, was true to its main purpose of promoting the interests of insurance companies and was all for it.

The "Divided We Fail" campaign means that there is some way that the greedy bastards running AARP see a way to further enrich insurance companies. For it is clearly obvious by now that they don't give a flying fuck about the senior citizens in this country.

Fuck AARP. Shoot this critter and feed its rotting flesh to Tom DeLay.

Please Bury Him on the Lone Prairie

John Wayne

I have no problem with Marion Michael Morrison as an actor. He made some very good movies and it is few actors who can turn an acting career into an iconic gig. Even when he stepped outside of the western genre, he did a decent job.

I have a problem, however, with the "cowboy loner cleaning up the bad guys with a Colt and a Winchester" icon. I do not think it is any accident that the three biggest clusterfucks of a war that his country has fought (at least since the British pretty much kicked our asses in the War of 1812) have been fought under the presidencies of two Texans who seemed to confuse the national interest with their testicles.

"We goan go in there and kick Commie/Raghead ass" seems to be the mindset of those two fools. Neither one of them had any conception as to what they were getting this country into and both of those endeavors ended with this country diminished.

We need a better icon than John Wayne. Retire him.

The Two Babbling Imbeciles

Harry & Louise, the married idiots who cannot understand anything

These characters glorify ignorance and stupidity, they say to people: "It's OK to be ignorant and just go with your feelings on complex issues." That is basically government by morons.

We have already tried this. Turning our public policy over to the Administration of the Morons has not worked out very well. These commercials, where complex issues are reduced to a third-grade level trite statement, do nothing but harm to our country.

These characters need to be vaporized. The next bunch of advertising people who propose an ad campaign such as this should be dumped into a car compactor.

Mulling It Over

I sort of think that for reasons of good taste, that this blog ought to deal with the proposed killing off of fictional characters and leave the calls for killing real people to the lunatics on the far Right.

Having said that, I am not at all sure where to draw the line. Exhibit A: Billo the Clown.

I'm not convinced that he is indeed a real person, for he seems to be too much of a caricature along the lines of Stephen Colbert's "Colbert Report."

Any thoughts?