Showing posts with label dudes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dudes. Show all posts

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Sales Propaganda For Clueless Hets

"He went to Jared!"
In this economy, nothing says "I love you" like giving the woman you love an overpriced piece of jewelry that you could have purchased for a third of the price from a pawn shop, just because you saw some stupid commercials.

Seriously, guys. There's more to jewelry than a high price tag and "man, is that ever shiny." You might as well buy a car because its color matches your favorite shirt. She may have some preferences in that matter, so if you are so out of ideas that you have to go to Shiny McMarkup, make sure she can return it and keep the receipt.

Monday, July 28, 2008

FreeCreditReport.com dude

I THINK JUST LIKE D-CUP
and she beat me by 14 minutes

first of all the when you go to freecreditreport.com it AIN'T free
you need to go to annualcreditreport.com for your free report

second of all - the commercial sucks. in one he trashes his wife because she has bad credit - -what a douche!

third of all -- i watch WAY too much MSNBC and see this commercial WAY too often

so please put us out of our misery - KILL THIS DUDE AGAIN!