Drown in Coffee?

This is what I see, sometimes, when I sign out of Facebook:

Stephanie Courtney is likely a nice person, but I am so sick of the Flo character that holding Flo down in a vat of java would be a joy to contemplate.

No Wonder "Twilight" is Like Soccer

For it goes on for an interminable time, there is a lot of yelling and screaming and nobody ever scores.

Twilight, Moonlight, Whatever.

Vampires. Zombies. Werewolves. Whatever.

Kill them all.





Let Lucifer sort them out.

(Thanks to CrankyProf for reminding me how much vampires and zombies annoy the shit out of me)

Trifecta: Orange, Annoying and Antisocial

Chester, the Cheetos tiger.



it's the only snack food that openly promotes sabotaging people.



Yes, some of them are annoying, and most have it coming to them.



But really. Isn't there something really wrong with this? Chester should be...

Ah, who the fuck am I kidding? Chester should be given a medal or something. Most of the people who were sabotaged in the Cheetos commercials deserved to be stood in front of a wall and shot.

Go get them, Chester.

(By the way, can you buy Cheetos in Northern Ireland? I'll bet not.)

You say hello, but I say Goodbye

I love animals. I hate Japanese cartoon characters pretending they are cute animals.



especially ones that have one purpose - to take your money

Nixonian Annoying

Archie Bunker

Yes, I know that this character was supposed to be a satirical take on racism and bigotry and pride in being ignorant. But for too many people, Archie Bunker legitimized being an ignoramus and a bigot. George W. Bush is a direct descendant of Archie Bunker, a person who was proud of being a know-nothing.

Without Archie Bunker, we would not have been afflicted with Rush Limbaugh.

So damn the character of Archie Bunker to hell and, yes, while this is a violation of the ground rules of this blog, damn to hell his creators. If they are not already there.

Star Trek- Obviously Annoying

If we're going to deal with all of the variations of Star Trek, let's just get this one out of the way:

Wesley Crusher, Star Trek: The Next Generation

On a ship with a crew of supposedly about a thousand people or so, including an android that made Mr. Spock look as smart as George W. Bush, there were too many times that the survival of the ship depended on this kid. It was beyond annoying; which is probably why millions of television sets had to be replaced due to gunfire damage from ST:TNG fans.

I could not think of any fate that probably wasn't discussed to death on alt.wesley.die.die.die back in the text-based Usenet.

(This is all separate from Wil Wheaton, who has his own blog, an older blog and is apparently a pretty decent guy. As a bonus, he opposes the Chimperor, so I feel kind of bad for piling on his signature character, but I'll get over it.)

Down with The Pink and Purple

On behalf of those parents who wish to raise strong, independent young women.....


These characters represent a fantasy of being saved by Prince Charming. Aside from the ubiquitous marketing of the Disney Princess line of all things pink and purple, I dislike these characters because the push an agenda that females must be rescued and that their only real goal in life it to snag the Prince.

Since they're all plastic anyway, I say toss them in a microwave set on full power.

Too obvious

This one is too obvious so let's get it out of the way...

Home on the Range

when this annoying and asinine gnome starts singing
..and the answer is home, home on the range
in that affected manner

you actually look forward to the part when he gets tossed off the side of the cliff