Chester, the Cheetos tiger.
it's the only snack food that openly promotes sabotaging people.
Yes, some of them are annoying, and most have it coming to them.
But really. Isn't there something really wrong with this? Chester should be...
Ah, who the fuck am I kidding? Chester should be given a medal or something. Most of the people who were sabotaged in the Cheetos commercials deserved to be stood in front of a wall and shot.
Go get them, Chester.
(By the way, can you buy Cheetos in Northern Ireland? I'll bet not.)