Tuesday, August 10, 2010

No Wonder "Twilight" is Like Soccer

For it goes on for an interminable time, there is a lot of yelling and screaming and nobody ever scores.


  1. So, if a vampire is already dead and the only way you can kill them is to stake them in the heart, what other creative method would you use to kill that character? As for the chick, I'd show her a continuous loop of her biting her bottom lip until she bored herself to death.

  2. Well, you could strap them down on a table and slowly drill into them with a silver bullet. You could drip holy water on them and watch them squirm from the burning. You could touch crosses to them. Or slowly garrote them. Or use a blowtorch and slowly incinerate them.

    There are lots of creative ways to kill vampires.


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