Take this Lousy Dog to the Pound.
Jay Bush, owner of Bush's Baked Bean Company, uses his dog Duke as a co-star on all his commercials.
The dog is no good.
He makes Jay Bush look like a gullible idiot because the mongrel is always trying to sell the secret family recipe to anyone who asks.
Dogs are supposed to be loyal and trustworthy, but Duke Bush is a spoiled, conniving mutt who probably sheds a lot. Plus, I'm certain he's full of stinky gas from eating all those beans.
Let's put an end to this now. Here's the secret recipe:
pork n' beans
high fructose corn syrup
salt, pepper and fat.
Now, someone please deliver Duke to the nearest pound.