In its first segment this morning, Good Morning America asked: "What bugs you most about winter?"
My answer: Goddamn television reporters bleating about how rough winter is. Snow, ice, freezing rain, plows, sand, salt, yada yada yada.
This is the north, asswipes. It is wintertime. It is cold. It snows. It can get icy.
Deal with it and enough with the goddamn on-air kvetching. If you can't stomach winter weather, then move to some fetid shithole like Delray Beach, Phoenix or Guatemala and do your stand-ups from there.