Cut the Wires on these Clowns

This commercial, one of a series from DirectTV, is extraordinarily creepy:

Whoever came up with this one, all kidding aside, needs some serious professional help. The same goes for whoever reviewed it and signed off on airing it. For what it tells everyone is that DirectTV is run by a bunch of pervos. Cut the wires on the puppet and use them to hang the up the human.

Take Both Pills and Die, Already!

It's bad enough that we have the hype over Super Bowl commercials, but now we have pre-commercials.

He should take both pills-- the red one is cyanide, the blue one is strychnine. Or the other way around. Either way.