Sunday, July 12, 2009
Buick Enclave Ad
1. There is nothing sexy or hip about a Buick Enclave.
2. Hiring a phony, pretentious "director" to film a car in a luxurious setting when the car is better suited to a supermarket parking lot is insulting to consumers.
3. The phony director saying he "needs Zen time with this model" is loathsome. Since when is Zen synonymous with fucking, which is the implied message?
4. Why does the phony director call himself the Robin Hood of whatever? What's that got to do with anything?
5. Why is Buick trying to sell this piece of crap to hipsters? If you were 30 and had a hot date, would he or she driving up in a car like this impress you, or would you immediately look in the back for the baby seat?
How to kill this character?
Gimme the keys, I'll run him over, then throw his gasping body into the deep end.
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Deetroit went south when they took the fins off their cars. Since then, aside from being Ralphy Nader's whipping boy, they've none nothing. ** So a commercial with a poolside Buick makes perfect for a bankrupt industry.
ReplyDelete** Yes yes, there was the Hummer but what do you expect from guys in love with their own incompetence?
You tell 'em, Bill.
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