Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Smash Those Toys

I have seen variants of this annoying Kia Motors commercial for some months, now. I have yet to discern how a bunch of full-sized animate toys having fun has anything to do with why anyone would want to buy a Kia.



What is the point of this commercial? Why would I want to drive a car that a bunch of screwy toys drive?

So let's strap these damn toys to a cherry bomb and blast the annoying fuckers to Hell.

(And none of this touches the point that in the military, KIA is an acronym for "killed in action", not exactly the best marketing strategy.)

3 comments:

  1. Can the sock monkey be spared? I like sock monkeys.
    As for Kia, in my book Kia=Yugo.

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  2. C'mon now, those toys have more emotion and more snazz than most network sitcom actors. And, you know, they could and would gladly do a smackdown on those ugly cavemen.

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