Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Now Elmo is going to eat your tasty soul!
This furry little red git is enough to piss off the Pope.
Between his high-pitched, serial-killer-on-meth laugh ("Now Elmo is going to use the ice pick to gouge out your eyes!Ha-ha!"), and the fact that there is almost nothing the Children's Television Workshop whores WON'T brand with Elmo, there's no escaping him.
Oh, I have no idea why Elmo talks about Elmo's ownself in the third person all the time -- maybe Elmo is possessed by the Viagra-ridden specter of Bob Dole -- but Cranky Professor wishes Elmo would stop.