Billy Mays -- late-night Crap Pimp Extraordinaire!
This moldy douchebag has his own Wikipedia page, and hawks a staggering forty-damn-three different products "not available in stores, call now and we'll supersize your order for only $19.95!"
All sales pitches are delivered at a staggeringly loud decibel level, with an increasing level of hysteria and enthusiasm, guaranteed to make you want to grab a firearm and Elvis your TV.
Can this guy just choke on a wad of mighty putty?
plus, he fucking SHOUTS. I hate him.
ReplyDeleteThe guy is amazingly annoying; he is able to whine and shout at the same time. I always feel like jacking his jaw with a baseball bat to shut him up.
ReplyDeleteand he laughs all the way to the bank
ReplyDeleteDC, every generation needs its Ron Popiel.
ReplyDeleteI mute every commercial he's in or switch to another channel.
ReplyDeleteWHAT'S WITH ALL THE SHOUTING??!!!
Why on earth would anyone think that would make me want to buy one of the products he's touting?
Gah.
Him and all the others who shout at you on TV and the radio!
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with those car dealership guys that have to YELL AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS when they do their ads??