We all know the Senate is chock-o-block with old geezers who prefer dropping bombs and waging war to the effort it takes to rouse the old soldiers in their pants.
But why oh why did Bob Dole choose to publicly admit that his Dole pole was long-dormant?
Didn't he realize how many Frenchmen would see the ad and scornfully wag their firm members at American men in general?
It takes a special kind of money whore to go on national TV and admit that he cannot get it up without medication.
What's next, Hillary selling AstroGlide to combat her vaginal dryness? Al Gore hawking herpes coldsore salve? The Dalai Lama selling Preparation H? Bill Clinton selling Extenze?
As Amy Winehouse would say: no, no, no!
American politicians need to keep their naughty bits hidden and their sexual problems to themselves.
Sen. Larry Craig needs to coach Bob Dole on discretion.
Leave a little to the imagination, Bob.
Ugh, that pic is gonna give me nightmares...
ReplyDeleteWell said, Karen!
ReplyDeleteDid you have to say "old soldier in their pants??"
ReplyDeleteEwwwww!