Tuesday, August 5, 2008

*dramatic pause* *witty, pithy, mysterious one-liner*

Obviously, this man went to the William Shatner school of dramatic line delivery.

This smug asshole has managed to completely spoil a show I used to like. Superhuman/supernatural detective skillz, ahoy.

As a character, Horatio Caine should be rolled in Gravy train and tossed to a feral pack of chihuahuas.


  1. I didn't care for his smug character on NYPD Blue, either.

  2. Thank you for this one.

    The show was great, then it became the "Horatio Caine is the Messiah" show, the other male characters became sycophants and the female characters all became wilting flowers needing protection in order show Caine as the Hero Who Saves the Day.

    He's the Walker Texas Ranger of Miami. /gag/

  3. Redheads all smell funny, besides.

  4. remember when he left NYPD blue -- that worked out SO well

  5. Hey, now. My youngest daughter, the Butter Biscuit, is a natural redhead...

  6. Horatio never looks anybody in the eye, he wears those offputting dark glasses, and he must think standing with his thumb hooked in his beltloops is a position of power. Urgh.

  7. A potential girlfriend gave me the deluxe boxed set of his series, thinking I'd like it.
    I never opened the box, and I didn't watch the DVDS, either.


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