can you imagine getting a manicure (which I have never gotten) and
a) learning you are soaking in dish detergent
b) have to deal with the most annoying Madge ever (NOT Madonna Madge)

These characters (not the actors) need to be whacked. Suggestions welcome!
I don;t know...recently 'roided up, scary fake accent madge is pretty fucking frightening.
ReplyDeleteWait - there's a new Madge?
ReplyDeleteThe old Madge was bad enough You beat me on this one DCap, she was on my "to do" list (though pretty far down).
ReplyDeleteROFL! I forgot about Madge!! There's a new one??? Shit!
ReplyDeleteI don't know, I kinda liked the old commercial..."You're soaking in it!" "Dishwasher detergent???"...then she whips out the Palmolive and explains how gentle it is...
ReplyDeleteTalk about a memoral ad campaign! Look how we all remember her! It's right up there with Mr. Whipple, another totally annoying character - but you sure remember "Don't squeeze the Charmin'!"
Madonna Madge too.
ReplyDeleteHer zombie hands, mini-me daughter and freaky cult antics are a fucking bore.
Oh man, even as a kid I used to yell back at Madge, after hearing her say, "you're soaking in it": "I'm soaking in dishsoap? This manicure better be FREE, bitch! WTF is this place, Bargain Nails? Are you gonna massage me with Comet Liquid too?"
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