eHarmony is the online dating service for heterosexual Right-wingers who have repulsed everyone they know in their towns. If you are are gay, liberal, have had a few relationships or are not a Christian, eHarmony is going to tell you to fuck off.
Undiagnosed syphilis for this guy.
Update: It took the folks at eHarmony less than five hours to find this via the Google.
My kids like to point out how he says E!harmony.
ReplyDeletei hope his wife leaves him
ReplyDeleteI love how the e-harmony couples are all bland as vanilla pudding, and act all surprised that they found anyone at all.
ReplyDeleteHe has a wife dcap? I pity that woman...
ReplyDeleteBRILLIANT!
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