Thursday, August 14, 2008

Life and Death


You take the good,
You take the bad,
You take them both and there you have the facts of life.
The facts of life.

There's a time you gotta go and show
You're growin' now,
You know about the facts of life.
The facts of life.

When the world never seems,
To be living up to your dreams.
And suddenly you're finding out,
The facts of life are all about you.
All about you.
You-u-u-u,
A-ll about you.
It takes a lot to get em right,
But you're learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of li-fe.


Or death via arsenic poisoning administered by Mrs. Garrett in a plate of cookies with a nitroglycerin laced milk chaser.

4 comments:

  1. she is also a devout christian.... enough said

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  2. Kill me now! Some things should not be breathing.

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  3. I loved that show when Tootie's tits got bigger than Dolly Parton's.

    My sister used to call the show, "The Fats of Life."
    I guess there were a few heiffers up in there.

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  4. Oh, God -- fuck Tootie and Natalie both.

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